Stefan Mikolajczyk

I’ve been watching some movies recently while leaving poorly written reviews.
If you see 5 movies watched on the same day it probably was a long flight, I’m not that silly, I think.

Bugonia, 2025

Mon, 17 Nov 2025
★★★★

i want to see emma stone with a skullet

One of My Own, 2024

Sat, 8 Nov 2025
★★★

Watched on Saturday November 8, 2025.

The Goldfish, 2021

Sat, 8 Nov 2025
★★★

Watched on Saturday November 8, 2025.

Mary Meet Grace, 2021

Sat, 8 Nov 2025
★★★

Watched on Saturday November 8, 2025.


this shit must go so hard if you're 14.

Enemy, 2013

Mon, 27 Oct 2025
★★★★

he's just like meeee

A Beautiful Mind, 2001

Thu, 16 Oct 2025
★★

Just here for Paul Bethany tbh, I’m so mad this was the only thing that caught my eye on the flight movie list eva air you better start torrenting

Edit: FOUR OSCARS wtf were we doingggggg

Force Majeure, 2014

Mon, 13 Oct 2025
★★★

turns out family ski holidays were always about trauma bonding.

Casino, 1995

Sat, 11 Oct 2025
★★★★

bless, didn't think those 3hrs would go by so fast, can't take your eyes off. the voice over makes it so entertaining.

TRON: Ares, 2025

Sat, 11 Oct 2025

Of course gary vee shills the army bot and of course that fuck ass leto ends up being a digital nomad.

★★★

jennyyyyyyy

Ghost in the Shell, 1995

Sat, 27 Sep 2025
★★★★

need to get brain hacked with that music my god.

★★★★

Ryan got me back to the gym and smoking yessss.
Good reminder that life is just about riding bikes in the woods.

The Long Walk, 2025

Mon, 15 Sep 2025
★★★

male bonding is so silly.

great acting, kinda boring.

Memories of Murder, 2003

Sun, 14 Sep 2025
★★★★

such a good watch, makes you sometimes forget the real story behind it.

★★★★★

Sobbing at _sixteen times_ the rate of a regular ghibli wtf, i love artists.

★★★★

Depressively captivating, beautiful.

Eyes Wide Shut, 1999

Sat, 6 Sep 2025
★★★★

kubrick staring my way through the rave with my shrek mask

★★★

is this in the blade runner universe?

★★★★★

had the unfair unexpected chance of knowing a little bit of the plot before getting into it which made it feel like a second watch more than a first.

incredible.

it was different.

F1, 2025

Sun, 24 Aug 2025
★★

Zero credibility in having crofty talk about the midfield so much.

Inside Man, 2006

Tue, 19 Aug 2025
★★★

instant classic to watch once only

was fun

Under the Skin, 2013

Fri, 8 Aug 2025
★★

This review may contain spoilers.

human: you have to watch this it is life changing
alien: okay
alien, on a motorcycle: vroom vroom

Annihilation, 2018

Fri, 8 Aug 2025
★★★

Alexxxx lay off the tabbs allexxxx

★★★★★

Watched on Thursday July 31, 2025.

The Breakthrough, 2023

Thu, 31 Jul 2025
★★★★

yesss therapy

Nightcrawler, 2014

Thu, 31 Jul 2025
★★★★

the story... is that fuckass man bun.

Perfect Blue, 1997

Thu, 31 Jul 2025
★★★★★

holy fuck

haven't been slapped like this in so long.
dizzying twists and turns, gripping narrative over incredible animation, unnerving and so powerful.

lost for words, this was surreal.

Sucker Punch, 2011

Thu, 31 Jul 2025
★★

so icky in 2025 but perfect to fall asleep on a plane.

Fracture, 2007

Thu, 31 Jul 2025
★★★

wtf were we doing in the 2000s

The Assessment, 2024

Thu, 31 Jul 2025
★★★

sorry honey can't help ya gotta touch the monke

Decision to Leave, 2022

Tue, 29 Jul 2025
★★★★

i too prefer the mountain, ew sand in socks.

incredible.

★★★★

peak franco

“How many people can say they’ve made something like that? One thousand” lost it completely then.

★★★★

This review may contain spoilers.

javier in the cuck chair

The Amateur, 2025

Sun, 13 Jul 2025

partying so hard morpheus shows up to the rave

"hey brian give me one of those sourdough thingies" was the highlight for me

Conclave, 2024

Sat, 12 Jul 2025
★★★★

banger

★★★★

This review may contain spoilers.

cinema.

didn't really know much getting into it, somewhat thought it would crush me more.

my sober ass can't help but read an addiction subtext to it.

telling myself noooot to watch video essays about it and let it simmer.

12 Angry Men, 1957

Mon, 30 Jun 2025
★★★★

will start saying loudmouth more.

Anora, 2024

Thu, 12 Jun 2025
★★★

Blyat

★★★★

oh my god when he said "not the bees" i was like yeah dude.

life changing.

Companion, 2025

Sun, 1 Jun 2025
★★★

Watched on Saturday May 31, 2025.

Shoplifters, 2018

Sat, 3 May 2025
★★★★

Watched on Friday May 2, 2025.

The Lobster, 2015

Fri, 2 May 2025
★★★★

− what does that say ?
− ykk
− you knew that already, all zippers have the same name.

...

− kiwi
− that's right 10/10 again.

...

writers field day

Sinners, 2025

Thu, 24 Apr 2025
★★★★

would re-watch just for *that scene*. incredible.

Hair Love, 2019

Mon, 21 Apr 2025
★★★★★

Watched on Monday April 21, 2025.

★★★

craving spaget bad

Moon, 2009

Thu, 17 Apr 2025
★★★

yeah okay was cute.

main mystery of the movie is the "let's make loud noise mid conversation" spiel.

the boxing shit, the ping pong, the radio, the coughing.

and then next line really mumble through your teeth, get your mixing engineer to freak out yeah.

★★★★

Watched on Monday April 14, 2025.

★★★★★

*cranking the delay*

i owe you a 6-minute short

another case against internet-sourced media recommendations.