I’ve been watching some movies recently while leaving poorly written reviews.
If you see 5 movies watched on the same day it probably was a long flight, I’m not that silly, I think.
I'm Thinking of Ending Things, 2020
Sun, 24 Aug 2025
had the unfair unexpected chance of knowing a little bit of the plot before getting into it which made it feel like a second watch more than a first.
incredible.
it was different.
Under the Skin, 2013
Fri, 8 Aug 2025
This review may contain spoilers.
human: you have to watch this it is life changing
alien: okay
alien, on a motorcycle: vroom vroom
Perfect Blue, 1997
Thu, 31 Jul 2025
holy fuck
haven't been slapped like this in so long.
dizzying twists and turns, gripping narrative over incredible animation, unnerving and so powerful.
lost for words, this was surreal.
The Disaster Artist, 2017
Sun, 13 Jul 2025
peak franco
“How many people can say they’ve made something like that? One thousand” lost it completely then.
No Country for Old Men, 2007
Sun, 13 Jul 2025
This review may contain spoilers.
javier in the cuck chair
The Amateur, 2025
Sun, 13 Jul 2025
partying so hard morpheus shows up to the rave
"hey brian give me one of those sourdough thingies" was the highlight for me
Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, 2004
Fri, 4 Jul 2025
This review may contain spoilers.
cinema.
didn't really know much getting into it, somewhat thought it would crush me more.
my sober ass can't help but read an addiction subtext to it.
telling myself noooot to watch video essays about it and let it simmer.
The Unbearable Weight of Massive Talent, 2022
Sun, 1 Jun 2025
oh my god when he said "not the bees" i was like yeah dude.
life changing.
The Lobster, 2015
Fri, 2 May 2025
− what does that say ?
− ykk
− you knew that already, all zippers have the same name.
...
− kiwi
− that's right 10/10 again.
...
writers field day
Moon, 2009
Thu, 17 Apr 2025
yeah okay was cute.
main mystery of the movie is the "let's make loud noise mid conversation" spiel.
the boxing shit, the ping pong, the radio, the coughing.
and then next line really mumble through your teeth, get your mixing engineer to freak out yeah.
The Turbo Charged Prelude for 2 Fast 2 Furious, 2003
Sun, 13 Apr 2025
*cranking the delay*
i owe you a 6-minute short
The Strange Thing About the Johnsons, 2011
Sun, 13 Apr 2025
another case against internet-sourced media recommendations.
